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2026-04-28 12:49
The PHP Criticism You've Never Actually Thought Through
TL;DR — I've been writing PHP for 15 years. I've tried Ruby, Groovy, and Java. I came back each time. This article goes through the serious criticisms of PHP — stdlib inconsistency, the stateless model, no real async — and where each one actually holds up, and where it doesn't.
I've been writing PHP for over 15 years. I've tried Ruby, Groovy, and Java — not out of curiosity, but because I genui...
